You know…you really have to hand it to spammers. They are the most persistent, dogged entrepreneurs I’ve ever seen, and trying to defeat them is akin to being…
A Spartan Poised to
Battle the Persian Army !
While in the past I used to get frustrated, pissed off even, recently I’ve implemented a different tactic, which is to simply laugh at the extent to which they are willing to make themselves…
Look Stupid !
In doing this, I’ve learned that there are some spammers that are just too funny to be true, and that watching them work makes for great comic relief throughout the day. Here are 6 of my favorite spammer comments.
Read Them and
You’ll See Exactly
What I Mean !
I hate to be an ass, but clearly you’re blind, because the RSS button is right in front of your face! First of all, most browsers have RSS buttons built in, but even then, most bloggers have at least one way to subscribe.
Really Fall for This ?
There’s only one thing that goes on top here, and that’s the ladies! All kidding aside, this comment sounds innocent enough at first, until you realize that the link URL comes from
Hahaha, there’s nothing like being called out by some random audience member with what must be uber design skills. Look, I’m not saying my blog is the best designed blog on the planet, but it’s not bad. Clearly this commenter…
HIS Audience !
Wait, what? You’re so interested in the topic that you’ve been thinking about it a short time and not a long time? You almost had me, but failure to use proper English is going to be…
The Downfall of
This Spammer !
I can’t tell if this one is a Katie Couric wannabe, or a spammer with chocolate chips on the brain, but regardless, this is a horrible comment. Not only is this narrative impossible to decipher, but also useless. Why on Earth would anyone approve this comment unless they were hoping to get…
A Laugh Out of Their
Regular Crowd ?
I once spit out my coffee while reading one of these comments. Not because of the insincerity, but because of the way the commenter made reblogging sound like a surgical procedure. Can you implement it? I’m not sure, that sounds like…
So those are my top 6 funniest spam comments, what are yours? Let’s share the good ones in the comments below.
Stay Spam Free,
The Bad blogger
Also Known As “The Anti-Spam Blogger”