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Warning: What you are about to read might offend you, so if you are not an open-minded person, I highly recommend you NOT to read on!
Have you ever met some people that you hated before even hearing them speak? Or maybe you thought some people would be awesome until you started talking to them, quickly realizing that you couldn’t stand to be in the same room. I know I’ve met dozens of people like this, and luckily, the remedy is rather simple -
You Leave the Room and
Say Goodbye !
Online though, there are not only thousands of people like this, but they’re much more difficult to get rid of because they can follow you from almost anywhere, and because there are so many of them, it makes having just one single day of peace almost…
An Impossibility !
I don’t really have a solution to this that doesn’t require violence, but because I wanted to get this off my chest, I’ve decided to write a tribute to these people. So here are the 7 different types of people I wish would, for the love of god…
Shut the Fuck Up !
1. Tribers
Look, just because I visit your blog and/or leave a comment does not mean that I’m in your tribe. To be honest, I find it insulting that people even use the term in reference to their audience. Until the day I strap on a loincloth and we run around hunting zebra in your backyard with homemade spears, stop calling me…
Your Tribe !
2. Unicorns
Can we stop tasting the rainbow and get down to Earth? We all know the type – they’re living in la-la land, blogging about sunshine and smiles and butterflies, driving us nuts with their steadfast desire to remain cheerful 100% of the time. I’m not going to buy your shit, no matter how happy you are, so…
Stop !
3. Auto-DMers
Yes, people still do this, and every time I get an auto-DM I want to reach through the Twitterverse and smack the hell out of them. Why would you do it, especially to promote some bullshit product that you know I won’t buy. What makes this worse is that often times, these DM’s come from people that I thought were cool! There’s no quicker way to blow social media street cred than by…
Doing this !
4. First
Good for you…you had so little work to do that you run around trying to be the first commenter on every blog you find.
Get a Life !
5. The “Always on Sale” Dude
It seems that for many, the only way they can move product is by talking louder, and louder, and louder. But it doesn’t stop there. Have you ever watched the blogger that has a crazy stupid sale every single week? Birthday sale, anniversary sale, pre-order sale, my grandpa died sale…you name it, they try to exploit it for…
Money !
6. The Life Coach
To me, there’s nothing more useless than a life coach. Though it’s a great racket, it’s also a great way to trick people into feeling like they are making progress when really they’re just stalling from doing the real work that needs to be done. You don’t need a life coach, you need to stop…
Being a Wimp !
7. The Social Media Guru
This is probably the biggest offender, especially with the launch of Google+ last month. What do you do when you’re out of product and marketing ideas but need to swindle cash from someone? You become a social media coach, because there’s nothing that says expert like having been on Twitter for one year longer than everyone else. Some days I pray for social media to disappear so that the Social Media “experts” will…
Disappear With it !
If you’re on this list, I’m sorry…not that I offended you, but that you’re annoying. Bold stance, I know, but who else is going to say it? Which of these people piss you off?
Stay Cool,
The Bad Blogger
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Oh crap am I first commenter lol so did not do that on purpose ; ) I dislike the instant DM’s on Twitter to the point that I do not even read them any more expecting an auto blah blah blah. I like unicorns and rainbows, you know they always come with a pot of gold so I can’t be mad at that.
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August 24, 2011 at 6:40 am
Well… maybe they really have pot of gold but what if you found out the pot wasn’t gold and it was only a dream to cheer them up… motivation? Well… that sounds like a dream without action… anyway… is okay to be first commentator if the comment did make sense and your comment do make sense, so no worries…
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Twitter: jmpruitt75
August 24, 2011 at 1:31 am
Well, since I fit into more than one of those categories, I thought I would chime in and say, its not necessarily what people do, as how they do it.
some people would rather learn from one on one coaching than lame ebooks that are thin and full of crap. I do a lot of coaching both in internet marketing and Personal development. however, all of my coaching is action oriented, not fluffy motivational crap. I have fired more than 1 client due to a lack of action on their part.
if you think everyone who uses coaching are wimps, obviously, you don’t know the first thing about it. try compassion instead of being bitter towards things you know nothing about. it will generate trust with people.
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August 24, 2011 at 9:20 am
Well, I did not say the word “everyone”, may be you have mistaken. What I’m saying are those that trick people into feeling they are making progress, I mean not every coach is a good coach, and not “everyone” is a good person.
Anyway, do not judge me by telling me I do not know the first thing about it because, you hardly even talk to me and also never seen me in person, so if you want to judge… judge someone you know more rather then judge me by the words I wrote….
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August 24, 2011 at 6:09 pm
Hey Wong, I am not trying to judge, sorry it came off that way. But, the way you said things in your post came across that all people who do or use coaching are bad people. Neither is true. I have both used and done one on one coaching. Actually, with my coaching clients, I have a higher success rate with the one on one attention than with trying to teach people through ebooks and video programs.
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August 24, 2011 at 9:54 pm
Sorry if my post is not clear, I mean I just ramble so, may be came off like as though is everyone, well.. I do believe in coaching but not all coaches are good if you know what I mean, and I do believe you have the quality abilities to do coaching wonders, ya… to be honest been reading your blog for sometime and have learn a few stuff too
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Twitter: ivinviljoen
August 24, 2011 at 2:57 am
Hello Wong. As controversial as usual I see? I’ll tell you, I’m guilty of the DM as I want to make contact with every follower of mine and trying to save time. And in it offer my free ebook. Crime? Anyway, I also have a birthday sale this week, but it’s the first one I have had in months.
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August 24, 2011 at 9:53 am
Is not wrong to make contact of every follower, and trying to save time but it will make some followers like me feel… “well another promotion” type of feeling which I am tired of it, but again if you just ask the follower to visit your blog, then it will be better then promotion.
Anyway, have a big sales 2 or 3 time a year is okay but if it comes every month and every week then I’m sorry I’m going to leave…
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Twitter: joshuazamora
August 24, 2011 at 9:21 am
Dude you know what man FUCK OFF I thought we were cool but you my friend are officially OUT OF MY TRIBE!
I can’t believe you would put our personal problems on your fucking blog!!!
Hahaha j/k man great post!
I’m guilty of the DM but just push them to my fanpage where I’m much more active.
Joshua the ZamuraiBlogger
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August 24, 2011 at 10:00 am
You almost wake my devil up, but luckily the angel came and put a spell to let it sleep
Anyway, the sort of DM that I hate is the one that promote stuff such as asking me to buy something or sign up something, if you are directing your follower to your blog or facebook fanpage, that will be fine.
I hate promotional DM because I just thought your were cool and you expect me to buy shit from you… type of feeling…
Hope you understand what I mean…
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Twitter: india_darshan
August 24, 2011 at 2:50 pm
In life we are meet many types of people but to some we are like and to some we are dislike and we need to handle both types of people when they meet with us in party or anywhere else.
One more thing i want to tell you, I has suffered from this character when i was reading in college. In that days my room mate was so talkative person and i was really felt very problem in that days. In starting days i was thinking about my room mate any ways i will adjust with him but when i was saw he can’t change his habits then i took a decision i went to hostel manager room and told to them please shift me in to another room and after all i shifted from my first hostel room to another room between 10 days.
So moral of that post is i think we should discover the solution of problem not try to hidden them.
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August 24, 2011 at 3:09 pm
Well… just like what I said “You leave the room and say good bye”. You see, I too have came by different types of people with different types of personalities and the worst I hate are those who like to act when obviously he or she is not that kind, I mean for example, today I say I help you, tomorrow I tell you to fuck off because I got better stuff to do… type of personality…
Acting good when there is benefit and run away when there is no benefit… this is the type of people I cannot stand… or even talk to, so I bet you have met someone like this back you were schooling, just wonder what kind of life they lead….?
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People are amazing but some are horrible . we can only have to make good relationship but only sometimes , n somewhere . We can say shut the fuck of to those who are not doing as we want .
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August 24, 2011 at 10:07 pm
Well, ur right, some people should shut the fuck up and those that are good should stay in relationship and in good terms…
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August 25, 2011 at 5:46 am
Couldn’t agree more with this statement.
Twitter: commentluv
August 26, 2011 at 3:47 pm
oh god, all of them +1 !! (by saying +1 I am no way implying that I am a social media guru)
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August 26, 2011 at 3:54 pm
Well… you never said you are but sure you are comluv guru
and believe it or not, I had received 3 emails from 3 different company that are now selling +1 in packages… “OMG” sure those crappy content get’s about 100 over +1 “damn”
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Ha Ha, that is really a good list, I have encountered a lot of those kind of people and they are too irritating to the brim. Specially those Guru’s kinds. And ya the “First”… i.e. no 4 in your list was simply right on target. We can find those kinda people in abundance in social networks.
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August 27, 2011 at 3:21 pm
Well… I was once number 4 but in the end I just feel tired and boring and think is just shitty work running around to be first and in the end I stop…
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You hooked me in with the title of your post. I love it and wish I would have thought of it! Thanks for the laughs.
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August 27, 2011 at 3:22 pm
No problem, and wish your laugh will last for the day…
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Twitter: ExtremeJohn
August 27, 2011 at 10:57 pm
These people are annoying but it’s who they are. We can’t control them. We can only wish they’ll shut the fuck up. And if they do, then wish granted I guess. You actually stabbed me right in front for being a Social Media guru. So, you want me to disappear huh? haha. Just kidding. I don’t actually claim to be an expert, I’m just but a social media addict who loves sharing stuff about social media with regards to my businesses. I wish you don’t want me to shut up then.. lol
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August 27, 2011 at 11:19 pm
Well… what I’m referring are those people who run out of their fucking product to sell and thinks social media can be another way to to bring in new cash… for example a dude sell blogging stuff for a year and then after a year he became a social media guru selling new stuff likeand thought he can make a name in there… kind of annoy me because all he want is the money of the people when he run out of social media product, a new media came out he will join… it’s almost like running around robbing people money in the daylight…
I don’t think you are the sort of person…
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August 28, 2011 at 7:15 pm
Thanks Wong. I appreciate it.
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August 28, 2011 at 8:30 pm
No problem…
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Love your blog, Wong! Very in your face, but factual as well. You are so right, every new “bandwagon” that comes around (Google +1 example) some people are ripe for jumping right on. Your at least an original, I respect that…will be back many times for more pearls of wisdom(spicy pearls, too!)
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August 29, 2011 at 10:07 am
Thanks for loving my blog, and compliment too, and also welcome to my blog… talk soon…
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Yeah the auto-dmers are rather annoying, heck everything is pretty much automated, and not even a real experience, thats even more annoying too!
Those First girls were hot at least….
-Jean
Twitter: TheBadBlogger
September 1, 2011 at 2:41 pm
Ha… ya… I too feel annoying especially selling message, though I don’t mind message telling me to visit their blog, but selling is just too damn unacceptable…
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LOL awesome post
You rock man.
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September 16, 2011 at 1:45 am
Always some bad kicking piece! Some times I really wonder what motivates you. Ok, as much as I agree with you on most of these points but I really don’t think being the first commenter (now I’ve never been one!
) is really bad. Some times it just happens.
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September 16, 2011 at 6:30 am
Yes… sometime it happen to me too, but not always, if you are not, then that’s good. Because I had seen commenter like this in John Chows and Copyblogger’s blog before, so it is not surprise that, he is always on the look out to be the first!
Anyway, no motivation, but writing some fun stuff might just warm my mind a bit!
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I disagree with the “first” one. I mean, someone has to be the first person to comment, right?….
Plus, although I dont do this myself, it actually is a good way to promote yourself.
I mean, you are going to comment any way, why not be the first one since usually the first comments gets red more than any other and if you leave intelligent comments, you may see some traffic and possibly regular audience from those comments.
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September 16, 2011 at 1:43 pm
Ya, you are right, but the first one I am mentioning, is people who do not leave a good comment, I bet you came across before. If it is a good comment being first is not a problem to me, but I had seen just too many, that is why nowadays you see there are some blogs that start to reverse the queue, what I mean is the last comment will be shown first and the first will be put down below.
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Oh I see what you mean. Then yeah, in that sense, I agree. Specially those first commenter how leave comments like “great post”, keep up the work”… and all the other one liner spams.
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