Dear Friend & Subscriber,

I think the above headline had put you into great curiosity, well… surely you will be surprise by the answer. Okay, before I continue, I just want to let you know upfront that, I discovered this secret by asking many of my female friends and 95% of them said the same answer. To tell you the truth…

I Was Surprise Too !

Anyway, if you are a girl reading this, well… your part will come later down the post, while I revealed the guy’s secret first. So, you ready? Sit up straight and read on to find out. Here you go: The most important part you need to wash not just clean but, if possible put some perfume smell onto it, is…

Both Your Hands !

Sound surprising? Can you believe that was the answer? Well, here ‘s why, You see, whenever you want to have a mind-blowing sex session with your lovely beautiful girl, tell me, what do you use before you even penetrate her tight little pussy with your outstanding little hobbit? The answer is both your hands and get this…

Your Hands, Is By Far The Most Important Tools
God Ever Created
To Make Your Lovely Beautiful Girl
To Arouse Sexually Towards You !

Believe it or not, most girls like guys to have clean hands before touching them, because the hands are the only tools that could give them the mind-blowing sexuality madness their tiny little heart so desire. And the best part is… if you ever put some perfume on both your hands, your lovely beautiful girl will sure to go crazy for you. It get’s even better: You can offer this lusty question to put her into more sexual madness you could possibly imagine…

“Dear Or (Your Lovely Beautiful Girl’s Name),
If You Are Good,
I Will Let You Lick And Suck My Finger !”

In fact, if your lovely beautiful girl did go crazy sexually, I’m sure that, once you ask this lusty question, she will not just lick and kiss your hands and suck your fingers, she will even beg you to dig her pussy fast and hard till she could go to heaven. Well, as a matter of fact, I got to say this…

Both Your Hands Rule Her And
She Is Yours Alone !

Now pay attention here: Having a clean hands, is just part of it, the next important part you need to do is cut the long fingernails you have. The reason for this, is simple: Long fingernails will make the girl very uncomfortable, especially when you dig her tight pussy. Believe it or not, even if you are out on the street and knowing new girl as your friend, the first spot she will mostly look at, is your hands and fingernails. If it is not clean or have long fingernails, she might make friends with you but she will…

Never Have Sex With You !

You see, most girls are lusty for sex, and when they meet a new guy, she will think in 5 seconds to decide whether or not she will have sex with him. Well, this is human nature, there is nothing I can really explain about this, is just like when you are hot, you sweat and drink a lot, and when you are cold, you wear a lot to keep warm. Okay, now’s the time for the girl’s part, but first don’t mistaken that you only wash both your hands, even if you have read the guy’s part, because you have two important part to wash, and…

Is Not Just Both Your Hands But
Both Your Legs Too !

Surprising? Well, here’s why: Do you know why there is this two word ‘leg-fetish’ only use for girls alone? Well, as a matter of fact, girls legs are the most beautiful part which most guys will keep watching even if the girl is facing the back. So, in order for your love one to start kissing and licking your legs or even better, suck your toe, make sure you wash clean and put some perfume on it, never mind if you have long nails. And Know this: Most guys usually go for clean, smooth and great perfume smell, and that is what make their sexual to start arousing and making their hobbit stand right up for you. Seriously, is hard to believe but when you ask a simple lusty question like this…

“Dear Or (Your Love One’s Name),
If You Lick Both My Legs,
I Will Let You Shoot Like A Machines Gun !”

Guess what? He will not just lick you legs but suck your toe so hard you can even hear the sound coming out from his mouth, I guess you should know how it sound. Come on, I know you are real hot right now, but bear with me a little more. Now listen: If you have a clean and smooth hands and a bit of perfume smell on it, try putting one of your hand at his face near his nose so that he can smell it while the others slowly moving down to his hobbit.

But Wait !
Do Not Torch His Hobbit Yet !

Seduce his hobbit by touching his thigh and then slowly down to his taint (it is the part between his anal and his two balls) using your fingernails to ticker it. The smell of one of your hand and the seduction of your the other hand will make your love one go crazy, like as though his on his way to paradise. I’m sure, he will start to hug you like never before, because his hobbit cannot stand your seduction and needs to have your love right away. Get this…

The Taint Part Is The Only Part
When You Ticker It With Your Fingernails,
Your Love One Will Start To Arouse Sexually And
You Could Even Hear His Moaning !

So, you want a mind-blowing sex with your love one, take care of your hands and legs, especially your fingernails, because it is by far the only tools that could ticker your love one’s taint that could make him feel like his going to…

Heavenly Sexual Madness !

Clean Sex, Is always Better Than Not Clean,

The Bad Blogger

Also Known As “The Strange Kind Of Dude”

P.S Here’s another great ideal to start the sexuality madness going on your lovely beautiful girl’s birthday or any special day, send a present of the perfume to her which she had use it to have a mind-blowing sex with you before. Guess what? Your lovely beautiful girl will dress so sexy that day, you could expect she definitely will put that perfume on too. The best part is, she will wear as less as possible to get you to start the ball-rolling.

Dear Friend & Subscriber,

If you are having a relationship right now or you have already got a long relationship but is getting emotionally boring, bad or even sickening down the road, then this will be the most important post you will ever read.

Here is why,

Long lasting relationship, can only describe by two emotional words, in fact no other emotional words even come close and that is…

Surprise And Exciting

Believe it or not, ‘Surprise’ is what every girls desire their love ones’ to give and ‘Exciting’ is what every guys desire their lovely beautiful girls’ to have.

In this post, I will illustrate my personal love relationship with my ex in details, in fact, I can assure, after reading this post, you will have a glimpse of ideals to surprise your lovely beautiful girl, I bet this post is not just going to blow your mind but make you…

Real Hot !

Listen: Girls love to have surprise, and they truly desire their love ones’ to give them, especially in front of their friends. So, if you always send present to your lovely beautiful girl on her birthday, or valentines day, or any other celebrating day you could possibly think of, it is not going to surprise her anymore, since she already expected something from you.

Believe it or not, she will feel emotionally boring and the worst scenario is she might just play along, as though she is happy of what present you give, in order to hold on to the relationship with you. Seriously, if this happen…

It’s Only A Matter Of Time
Before Interest Lag Between
You And Your Love One

There are many ways to surprise your lovely beautiful girl. Below, are two ways, that I personally had done, and both ways were surprising for my ex. One of the unexpected present was send to her in front of her working colleges, and guess what, some of her colleges was so envy and some was jealous about her, in fact they were thinking…

“Why Didn’t My Love One
Send An Unexpected Present To Me
… Grrrrrr…”

Before I reveal the unexpected present that I send her in front of her colleges, let me talk about the other unexpected present first.

Unexpected Presents :

I won’t forget the day when my ex and I went for a movie date, if I’m not wrong the movie was ‘Duce Bigelow.” You see, before the movie date, I wanted to give my ex a surprise, since both of us were together about a month or so, I called up one of my friend who was a sales girl selling girl’s underwear in a shop.

Since my ex favorite color was pink, I ask my friend if she sells a pink color set of underwear. Guess what my friend said…

“What The Hell, Don’t Tell Me
You Going To Wear It”

I blast out with laughter and tease her, that actually I was buying for her. At that moment my friend thought I was crazy for her, and in the end I told her that I was actually buying it for my ex. You know what, I think my friend was a bit disappointed…haha… Anyway she pick a few and I went down to her shop to choose the best out of the few she pick.

While I was choosing and picking, those sales girls was looking and laughing at me silently in one corner, but when my friend told them I was buying it for my ex… I can truly tell you what their mind is thinking…

“Why Wasn’t My Love One Buying It For Me…
Damn That Girl Was Lucky To Have Such A Lover”

And who was that lover, of course is me… you dumb head..

You know what, I bet their love one sucks at surprising them, they should read my blog! And I bet you are lucky you found my blog, are you?

Anyway, on the actual day before the movie, my ex and I went for a dinner at Jack’s place, I love western food but Jack’s Place was not my choice, but still we ate there, since it a relax and romantic place, I bet she will like it more then a fast food center.

While she finished her delicious steak… I call the waiter to bring in my unexpected present… Oh I almost forgot to tell you, I actually book a table and put the unexpected present earlier at the place.

When the waiter walks towards us and give her the unexpected present, her face was shock and surprising. Her eyes was wide and I can feel her heartbeat pumping faster and faster. She hold on to the present and take out the card which I stick onto it, she open up and read,

“Dear (My Ex Name),

I feel our love is like a magic, I always feel your love beside me where ever I go, I just want to tell you 4 words… (And there is a small paper covering up the 4 words, she pull it off and here’s the 4 words…)

You Are My Destiny!

From,

Your Love One… (Of course that’s me…you dummy)”

She look into my eyes and I look into her widely open eyes…

Believe It Or Not, This Is The Moment,
I Can Truly Tell You,
No Sane girls That Walks The Face Of The Earth
Could Possibly Hold Their Emotional Tears

And yes, my ex drop her tears… and here’s what she said to me in a soft and loving voice,

“Dear, I Love You Deeply Inside My Heart.”

That was a moment I will never, never, ever… even forget for the rest of my life, I bet she will never ever forget too. I ask her to open up and see what I have brought for her. She open up and quickly close it and whisper softly to me,

“Dear, You Are Such A Naughty Little Boy,
I Am Going To Kiss You Like Crazy Tonight.”

Okay, the part for surprise ends here… oh don’t be sad and disappointed, I know you eagerly wanted to know what happen there after, but I’m just going to continue it in part 2, since the rest of the story are describe in an ‘exciting’ mode, you will had to read part 2 to finished the story. Anyway, lets get to the second unexpected present that I give her in front of her colleges.

This unexpected present wasn’t a physical item. It is just a message that I send to my ex through the phone. Okay, I know you might be wondering how can a message be seen by others.

Believe It Or Not, There Is A Timing
To Send The Surprising Message

You had to have a bit of luck to trigger this method. I believe this method is a 90% chance of success, if your lovely beautiful girl is talking or gathering around with her friends or colleges.

I know my ex always had her lunch with some of her colleges. So I guess, I will need to do something to let all her colleges to envy and jealous about her. I crafted a long broken up message and send out one by one. And every message only had a few words in it.

Here’s the reason why I send them out one by one,

Since the phone got a tone when message is reach, most properly her colleges will be eager to know who was the prank that kept messaging my ex… oh I was the god-damn prank…haha…!

Okay, here’s the broken up message I send her,

• Dear (My Ex Name),

• I love you…

• More Then…

• Anyone You Could…

• Possibly Think Off…

• I will not love you…

• Forever…

• But…

• Love you…

• Eternally…

• As long as…

• There is a planet…

• Call ‘Earth…’

• And lastly…

• You are all my destiny…

• And my love to you is…

• Immortal…

Believe it or not here is what she reply,

“Dear, I Want To See Your Face Tonight
And Kiss You Like Never Before”

When we meet up at my home that night both of us were laughing and enjoying every moment, as she told me, what her colleges actually said when they saw the broken up message I send her. My ex say she was not just surprise of what I send, in fact she had never had someone like me send such a broken message before.

She said some of her colleges was jealous about her and some were envy about her, the best part is, she told me she was like a superstar queen in the middle of that group of fans!

Okay, as you can see, surprise really is what all girls desire their love ones’ to give, and I believe by now you should have ideals in your mind of what you are going to do next. If not, then you should go lie on the bed and cover yourself with a blanket and start preying that the tooth fairy will come down to give you an ultimate ideal to surprise your lovely beautiful girl.

Stay Cool And Sexy,

The Bad Blogger

Also Known As “A Loving Blogger”

P.S. I know you are still eager to know what happen next after I give the unexpected sexy present to my ex, so you’d better stay tune to part 2, I bet part 2 will get you god-damn horny, so you’d be prepare to get hot once part 2 is release.