As you probably know, using article directories to drive traffic to your blog, is one type of method that will give you long term traffic source, there’s no doubt about it. Usually, the procedure goes something like this:

You write an article or a blog post, and then you send it to your favorite article directories, you will then fill in the title of your article, selecting the category your article is in, insert your bio into the signature box, and then click publish, and once your article got accepted, you will slowly gain traffic from that particular article directories.

Clever, Clever, Clever !

Yes, that’s what clever and smart people like you do, but in this post, I’m going to show you a way, I feel is so dumb but yet effective, which I believe, no one had even told you before, most probably I’m the first one to discover this. But before I tell you the dumb way, here’s something you might want to know. First, the most powerful article directory I use, is not EzineArticles.com, but…

IdeaMarketers.com !

The reason for using IdeaMarketers.com is simply this: IdeaMarketers.com doesn’t need to wait for approval, and it had a very large range of categories, you can choose from and lastly it is…

The Bad Blogger’s
Most Powerful Article
Testing Ground !

Okay, now, do you know you can send more then one article of the same content you like without changing a single word of your content whatsoever? I bet you doesn’t know. You see, all you need to change is only your headline, and I bet you should know, the headline is the most important element in all writing publication in the world. You see, when people go to article directories they will see a ton of headlines across the category they are looking for and in order for them to spot your article, the best way is to have a…

Hard-Hitting And
Attention-Grabbing Headline
That Suck The Readers
Into Reading Your Article !

So, here’s how you should do it, using Ideamarketers.com. First and foremost, you need to have an article ready that’s for sure. Let say you wrote an article about…

“How To Get As Much Traffic As Possible From Blogging And Get It Without Spending A Dime !”

You then create 3 different headlines that relates to the content you wrote.

For example,

• How To Get As Much Traffic As Possible From Blogging And Get It Without Spending A Dime !

• How To Get As Much Traffic As Possible From Blogging And Get It Without Any Hard-Work Whatsoever !

• How To Get As Much Traffic As Possible From Blogging And Get It In The Shortest Time Humanly Possible !

After writing the headlines, you send in the individual same content with 3 different headlines to Ideamarketers.com. Usually I will wait about a week or so, and return to see which headline pull in the most hits. What you have done so far…

Is Not To Get People To Read Your Content,
But To Get Them To See Your Headline,
And Then Read Your Content !

If your headline sucks, don’t expect them to even read your first word. Now, let say the title, “How To Get As Much Traffic As Possible From Blogging And Get It Without Any Hard-Work Whatsoever !” got the most hits, eliminate the other two content that doesn’t pull and use the one that pull the most hits and do…

The Bad Blogger’s
Dumb Test !

Using the winning headline, choose a different category and test it for 3 days (I usually do it for three days). Let say, previously you are using the category “Blogging,” now you change it to “Marketing Online” or may be you can change it to just “Home Business” category. You see, it might feel dumb when you are talking about Blogging using the category of “Marketing Online,” but do you know… as dumb as it is, the result might just out pull the previous category. Here’s something you need to remember and that is…

You Never Know What’s The Result
Unless You Test,
So Just Do It
Even If It Looks Dumb !

And see which category pull in more results, and with that, you got a winner. Now, are you confuse? If so, don’t you worry, here’s the step-by-step process, is quite simple:

• Write an article or a blog post

• Create 3 different headlines using the same content.

• Send all 3 different headlines with the same content to IdeaMarketers.com.

• Wait for 7 days or more, and then see the “hits” results.

• Eliminate, the one that pull the less results.

• Take the winner change it to different category that somehow relates to the content.

• Change it every 3 days and record the results, see which category pulls the most hits.

• Once you got a winning headline and a winning category, you have got a winning article that will pull traffic for you like crazy for long term.

Okay, I’m going to show you a case study I did with one my post 2 years back which I had deleted stupidly and re-post it on my blog now. Well… the results of the hits are gone, but I believe there are some readers out there who knew the results back then. So listen carefully:

The post I wrote that actually sky rocket the traffic of my blog at that time was this headline…

Can Your Lovely Beautiful Girl Squirt Her Pussy Juice ?
(Discover The Little-Know Secret Of Fingering that 90% of the guys doesn’t know…
even 75% of the girls don’t know too)

Till date, it is one of the best post ever written in this blog. The last hits I remember back then was about 15,000. Before the above killer headline, the original headline was…

Can A Girl Squirt?

At that time, the result for that headline “Can A Girl Squirt?” was not pulling very well in IdeaMarketers.com. It was put in the sexual category at that time. The result was poor and after a week it only got 10 hits. So I thought, may be I should change the headline and see how it work out, and I did. I change it to…

Can Your Lovely Beautiful Girl
Squirt Her Pussy Juice ?

After another week, I went to check the hits, and the result went up to 30 views. At that time I did not change the category, it is still in the sexual category. Then I thought, other then sexual section, which section is related to that particular post. At first, I change it to…

“Relationship”
Category !

Result sucks, I hardly get a hit. Then I change it to…

“Dating”
Category !

Results, not too bad. Then I thought to myself, “Hmm…, this post is written to guys, why don’t I narrow it down to a category just for guys…” And I did, I put it in the “men’s issue” category and guess what….

The “Hits” Result Skyrocketed
Like Hell Of Fire Balls !

In just a month I got 200 to 300 hits. Tell me, who would believe the people looking for men’s issue are likely to read about “pussy” stuff? At first, I couldn’t believe, but the fact is I can’t, the numbers just shown how interested they are towards this…

“Pussy” Stuff !

Now, there is another article directory call “Amazines.com” which also pull in like crazy. The last hit count I remember was about 10,000 plus. Yes. You read that right, over 10,000 hits, tell me can your article get that kind of hits if you send it to EzineArticles.com? I bet you won’t. This also conclude that both IdeaMarketers.com and Amazines.com are both likely to pull good results for sexual related topics.

Case close.

Here are the article directories that I use, to drive long term traffic to my blog:

• http://www.articledashboard.com/

• http://www.ideamarketers.com/

• http://www.goarticles.com/

• http://www.articlefinders.com/

• http://www.articlesbase.com/

• http://www.amazines.com/

Stay Frosty,

The Bad Blogger

Also Known As “The Dumb Kind Of Dude”

P.S. You know, I do hope you really understand what I had just delivered to you, if not, here’s what I want you to know…

You Never Know What You Don’t Know,
Unless You Test It Or Do It!

What I’m about to tell you in this post, is a vital information that I had learn through out my 3 years of studying internet marketing. Believe it or not, this information is so valuable, it is implanted by almost…

First of all, if you have been marketing on the internet for sometime, you should have already learned something that could generate you a list of subscribers. Did you miss it? I bet not. What I’m talking about, of course, is a…

I believe you had heard a lot of marketers telling you that “the money is in the list,” but the truth and the fact is “the money is in the buyers list.” You can have a list of thousands and thousands of subscribers, but if none of them is a buyer…

You Are Almost Doom !

Did you know what most marketers do when a person opt-in to his lists through a squeeze page? Usually the procedure goes like this:

The marketer offer something free for the person to opt-in to his list, and then the marketer will send emails after emails offering free things or even ask the subscriber to buy something.

Here’s what they should be doing: As soon as the person opt-in through a squeeze page, they should immediately send what I call a…

Right away before the subscribers even open up his e-mail. Without waiting for the subscriber to confirm his e-mail. Without waiting for a few days to send them another e-mail. Without waiting to get relationship with the subscriber. Without waiting for…

It should be done rather like the way top marketing gurus did when you opt-in to their list. If you had been opting-in to any big marketing guru’s list, you should realize, he will immediately offer you a DVD, audio CD, or whatever for free, and you just had to pay the shipping and handling cost.

I bet you do. If not here’s an explanation of the whole procedure:

Let say you are looking for a “Make Money Online Information.” And you came across my squeeze page, which I’m offering a free “Make Money Online Information,” which you are interested to know.

You quickly opt-in to the list, and landed on to another page which give you another offer of a DVD. And this DVD is a recorded video of top marketing guru’s seminar, which is also free but you will need to pay the shipping and handling cost. Now ask yourself, wouldn’t you pay for the valuable DVD?

You might say, “hey I don’t have a DVD to offer, so what should I offer?” Is simple, you can offer them a valuable report or anything which is absolutely valuable and charged them at a very low price. The reason for charging them a low price, is to find out if they are willing to pay to…

Once they paid for the low price, you can assure that the next time you offer them something, they will most probably buy from you. You need to understand the buyer’s mentality. When they buy once, they will usually buy on the second time, remember this my friend…

You might be asking yourself, “how much should you charged for the valuable report?” As cheap as possible. Most probably about a dollar to nine. The reason for charging a low price, is because you want to know if this subscriber is willing to pay his first dollar to you, if he does, as I say early…

After they paid for the valuable report, you will realize that you are getting more and more buyers in your list, wouldn’t that be nicer then getting a list of subscribers that just only want free things?

Stay Positive And Creative,

The Bad Blogger

Also Known As “The Strange Kind Of Dude”

Dear Friend & Subscriber,

If you are reading this, I presume you had made your decision to read my blog, and believe me, your decision is probably going to turn out to be the smartest move you’ve every made! All in all, my sincere thanks to you for becoming…

A Reader Of My Blog !

Now, let’s get down to the main topic. But first, let me tell you about a lovely girl that I knew recently, which, somewhat related to what I’m going to talk about in this post. Believe it or not, she is, by far, in my opinion…

The Most Cheerful, Lovely And
Craziest Little Girl
I Have Ever Met Thus Far !

I’m not going to reveal her name or show you a picture of her, as I have no rights to do so. But guess what, I’m going to illustrate an image of what she is like. She’s rather a thin girl, not very thin but acceptable in the eyes of most guys. Her figure was rather okay for me and most probably for any guys too. Her hair is short till neck length, with a rather pure, smooth and healthy skin, and a small black dot on the left side of her cheek, which in Chinese culture means, beauty dots. Sometime, it also means, busybody dots, in fact these suits her the most, if she’s gonna read this…

She’s Gonna Bust Me Up
Like A Mad Cat !

Anyway, she had two personality, three which I personally hate most and three others I personally like most. Okay, let’s talk about her personality I hate most. The first is, she is too serious about her work load, which always makes her look fierce, aggressive and savage. Secondly, she likes to assume and talks about my personality, which obviously trigger my inner lighting spot that…

Piss Me Off Sometime !

I hate it when someone talks about my personality when he or she doesn’t know much about it. And lastly she sometime too busybody, but I can see she’s changing now, while am writing this.

Okay, now to the three personality I like most about her. First, she’s cheerful and lovely most of the time and I like girls that way, especially in communicating with me, because it feels really good and make my mode for the day to last. Second, she is extremely open-minded towards me as in talking from general topic to sexuality topic. You see, is hard to get a girl to be so open-minded when talking about sexuality stuff nowadays, but, anyway, she’s rather…

A Brain-Dead Dumb Cat
When Comes To Sexuality Stuff !

And lastly, she is rather a smart girl. I don’t mean smart like a bookworm but smart, in the way she think. Anyway, that’s what she is like in my opinion.

Now you may be wondering, how is she related to the topic in this post? You see, since she is an extremely open-minded girl, she sometime ask question that normally a girl should not ask, such as what is a blow job, gosh… this is rather…

An Extremely Brain-Dead
Simple Question
At Her Age To Ever Ask !

At first, I was wondering, if she’s trying to tempt me to show her, but, anyway she looks like she’s really dumb, so I just explain to her. And just because she’s so extremely open-minded, I eventually ask her a very sensitive question which is…

Do Your Boyfriend Moan,
When He Is About To Shoot His Bullet Out
From His Little Harden Hobbit ?

To my surprise, she give me a negative answer which is “no.” Okay. let me ask you, how do you feel, when your opposite sex partner never moan when near orgasm? If you were to ask me, my answer is simple…

It Sucks !
And You Read That Right,
It Really Sucks !

Why it sucks? The answer is simple and rather obvious. It shows clearly that you can’t satisfy the sexuality desire your opposite sex partner badly wanted. And is just matter of time, when relationship will start to lag and eventually broke off. You see, when she give me the answer, “no,” I can feel from a guy point of view, she sucks in making love. But of course, I never told her that, or she will definitely be offended and she will…

Bust Me, Stab Me, BBQ Me And
Eat The Hell Out Of Me
Like A Crazy Cat Hunger For Food !

Anyway, I never told her much, I just told her that may be his boyfriend is embarrassed to moan, but I feel that’s rather a pathetic answer after all. You see, embarrassed, in my opinion, is like “afraid,” “fear” and “uninterested,” which I honestly believe, for the first make out is quite normal but if this lasted for years, then either you or your opposite sex partner had something which he is afraid to spill the guts or a fear of revealing true self or even trying to hint you that he or she had lost interest.

Out of all three cases, the most common one is the last one which is “lost interest.” I truly believe, in my opinion her case falls on the last option. Here’s the proof to claim what I say,

• She seldom goes out, one of the biggest problem, that will lead to boredom and thinking too much.

• She seldom had sex, once in awhile, in my opinion, the most dangerous factor in a love relationship. Remember this:

“Sex Is Not Physical,
Love Will Disappear !”

• She once told me, she likes her boyfriend very much. As lovers, usually they will say “love” more then “like.” And is obvious, human psychology, will trigger and control the mind of what you say when you…

Think In Your mind,
Lies In Your Heart !

The words she use, indicates that love is no longer between them. Listen, you must understand the different between “like” and “love”. “Like” is something you appreciate and “love” is something you precious.

So Which One Is Your Option,
Appreciate Or Precious ?

• She also told me that whenever she ask her boyfriend about sexual stuff, his boyfriend always never tell her. This means that trust and honesty between both is already disappearing.

• And lastly, Why doesn’t his boyfriend moan when near orgasm? I always moan when I’m near orgasm and I honestly believe, making love while moaning is not just to make the environment more sexually contained but also to show your true desire of how badly you love to have sex with your opposite sex partner.

I think I had written enough to claim the proof of her case. Anyway, by now, I’m sure, you should understand the important factor of a love relationship. I’m not a person who can really help you in your love relationship, but I’m a guy, or a friend that could give you valuable information, which I believe, it could change the way you look at things in your life. But after all, is still you…

Who Will Make The Final Decision !

Stay Cool And Sexy,

The Bad Blogger

Also Known As “A Nice Blogger”

P.S. This post is not written just to let her understand what her situation is, but to give advice to all lovers and friends out there who are in the same situation too!

Dear Friend & Subscriber,

Do you still remember the last post where I said I had a crush with my sister’s friend a few years back? Believe it or not, the bookshelf that brought upon the crush with my sister’s friend, is by far…

The Most Simplest And Deadliest
Weapon I Have In My Bedroom !

The real truth is, I have sex with my sister’s friend in just a week of knowing her, but she was not the only one I have crush with, simply to say, there were 2 more girls which I almost have sex with. I know your mind is thinking, why the hell I never had sex with the two girls?

Okay, the answer is fairly simple, both girls have short hair (short hair as in hair till neck length). But wait, do not get mistaken about what I just said. It might sound as though I hate short hair girls, but that is not the truth. If a short hair girl is pretty, sexy and seductive, I will still love to have sex with her. By now you should know the reason why I did not have sex with both girls.

What !
You Still Don’t Catch The Ball !

Oh well, then I had to explain. First of all, both girls are not ugly and both are not pretty either. Both are not sexy and seductive enough to trigger my outstanding hobbit to salute to them. Simply to say, both are just not my bag.

I know both girls had try hard to convince me and tease me with sexuality topic but still they fail! Anyway, I’m a guy who purely choose to have extremely high and fantastic heaven-like sex play, which I believe, by far the only reason I could give…

For Not Having Sex With Both Girls !

Okay, enough of both the girls, let’s get right into my sister’s friend that I have sex with, think this is the one, you are more interested to know. At that very time of knowing her, I was only 20 years of age and she was 26. She was a pretty girl with long black hair, and wears a spec with an extremely sexy and seductive body…

Especially Her Round
And Tender Cute Ass !

She just look almost like those sexy and seductive teacher play in a Japanese porn video. And just because she was so sexy and seductive, I actually shot my lubricant into her juicy wet pussy, lucky the result was negative or else I will be in real…

Deep-Shit !

That day when my sister brought her home, she wore a real tight pink t-shirt, with an almost transparent white long tight pants, which obviously reveal her cute white panties shape on the outside. Since my bedroom is just opposite my sister’s room, and I always never close my door, unless I’m doing some private stuff, I was able to see her from within my room.

The first time I saw her, she said ‘hi’ to me and smile. At first, I never really quite notice her, but when she turn around and walk into my sister’s room, her round and tender cute ass caught both my eyes attention, which eventually trigger my mind to think of penetrating her desperately. Damn… when ever I think of her round and tender… cute ass, my hobbit will start to…

Salute !

Anyway, after about an hour, my sister came out from her bedroom, and went for a bath, most probably she is going out with her later. At this moment, her friend came out of her room and walk towards my bedroom, she said another ‘hi’ to me and stand at the side of my bedroom door.

She took a quick look and said, “hey, I seldom see guys had a bookshelf at home, may I take a look.” Without any delay, I agree to let her take a look. While she walks towards the bookshelf, my hobbit was already saluting, lucky I was on the bed laying, I got it cover up with my pillow.

Since my magazine was on the bottom shelf, she eventually bend down and pick one of it. While she bend down, gosh… her round and tender cute ass was really seducing. After some time, she said, “Hmmm… where you brought those magazines.” I reply her, “those was brought from US and I actually subscribe to it.”

At this very moment, she started to notice a few books on the left side of my bookshelf. And here is what she said, “Wow… you read those books, seldom people read those, you really got me stun.”

Actually Those Were
Educational Sex Book !

At this time, my sister came in and ask if she is ready to go, and she quickly took a book and ask if she could borrow, again without any delay, I agree to it. And again when she turn around walking out of my bedroom, both my eyes were focusing at her round and tender cute ass. Damn… after that day, I couldn’t forget her ass, even if I masturbate…

Seriously I Really Want To
‘F’ Her Real Hard !

After 2 days, she came back with my sister again, this time, she went straight to my room and tell me she hasn’t finish reading and ask if she could lend another book. Without any delay, I agree again. This time round, she wear a short white pants which to my amazed she wore a G-string, which was so obvious. Gosh… I’m really hot now…

After awhile she went out with my sister again, this time she left her email to me and told me to add her in MSN, so she can chat with me online. I was really arousing that day, so on that very night, I add her and chat with her. She thanks me for the book I lend her, as she said some of the sexual stuff that was written in the book was unknown to her. We chat the whole night discussing about those sexual stuff written in those two books she read.

We Even Went Further,
Teasing Each Other !

Every night we chat online and on the 7th day, she message me if she could go to my house and return my books. At first, I told her to pass to my sister, but she insisted, she said she wanted to returned to me personally. So I agree, and waited her to come.

That day was my lucky day, my parents was on their trip to Genting at Malaysia, and my sister was not in too. So before she even come to my house, I started my superior preparation for my feast later by spraying some perfume around my bedroom, and wear my sexy boxer. After about 20 minutes, I heard her knocking on the door, I quickly get up and went to open up the door. To my amazed, here is what she wore,

A tight white t-shirt with a god-damn short white pants. She was wearing a black color bra with a black color panties. Oh… Gosh…! My outstanding hobbit was standing upright facing her. I’m not sure whether she notice or not, but I’m damn sure…

I’m Gonna Eat Her Later !

She smile and look at me with her seducing face. Damn… is really arousing. She went in to my bedroom and here’s what she said, “Hmmm…. smell great, what you used?” I took out the perfume and show her and believe it or not, she grab my hand, pull me towards her and said, “I think you smell better.” While both of us were looking into each others eyes, my lusty desire started to flow like a…

Rushing Water Pipe !

Ah… she is more desperate then me. Since it was so arousing, my naughty hands started to touch her round and tender cute ass, and said, “Your ass is nice.” And here is what she reply, “you want to try.” OMG, am I dreaming or what. I quickly put down the perfume on the table and started caressing her ass by using my hands to grab and press it. Oh… that was really tender. At that moment, I was really desperate for her that I quickly grab and hug her, and kiss her. The smell of her body was so arousing that my lusty desire for her increased…

Tremendously !

She started to close her eyes and moan a little, damn she really desire to have sex with me. Since she desire me so badly, I started upzipping her short tight pants, and when I pull down her pants, her round and tender cute ass, just bounce a bit like as though it was a ball bouncing. I really love her ass.

I started to hug her from her back and place my outstanding hobbit onto her ass, and rub a bit on her panties. Gosh… that was a fantastic sexuality feel. Her breath started to get higher and her moaning is getting more and more. This really makes me…

God-Damn Horny !

I grab her bra with my hands and press it. Since both of us was standing, I slowly lead her to my chair, and let her set down. While she set down, I use my hands to spread her legs open, and use my finger to tickle her panties. And she moan with extremely high voice…

“Oh…OMG…
I Never Have This Feeling Before…
Oh… That’s Great !”

Her panties started to get real wet. I knew she desire this badly for a very long time. I took her black panties off, and started licking her pussy sweet spot. As I lick her sweet spot, her hips started to hover up and down. You know she really got me real horny.

After licking her juicy wet pussy, I pull my boxer down, revealing my already hard and outstanding hobbit. This trigger her to use her finger to rub her own clitoris, while moaning, “ya… you want… ya… you want fuck me.” she was really horny, she grab my ass and wants me to ‘F’ her really hard. When I start inserting my outstanding hobbit slowly into her juicy wet pussy, she moan a loud suddenly…

“OH… OH… OH…
Come…
Dear…
Fuck Me !”

I quickly move in and out standing while she laid on my chair moaning. The feeling was really great and fantastic, as that was my first time penetrating a girl older then me and I haven’t even took her tight t-shirt off. While I penetrate her, I started to pull her shirt up and here is what she said…

“Ya..
You Wanna See,
Ya… Oh… Ya …
You Wanna See !”

As she said that she pull up her bra and I saw a nice round breast with two already hard nipples. I started to use my fingers to tickle her nipple while penetrating her. I got to tell you that kind of environment of sexuality really is God-damn great and fantastic, I was really, really God-damn horny.

After moment of penetrating her juicy wet pussy, I quickly grab her and turn her around. She bend down and grab the side of my chair with both her hands, and I quickly insert my outstanding hobbit into her anal. Seriously, that is what I desire badly since the day I knew her. I went in and out, giving her real hard and she moan like never before…

“Ya… Ya… Ah… Ya…
You Wanna Fuck Me…
Ya… Oh… Ya… !”

Eventually, her ass started getting purely red as I really penetrate her read hard. You know what, while typing it, I really, really need her ass badly right now, damn… I’m gonna call my Ex later.

Seriously, it was really tight. I move in and out so fast that my climax came, “Ah… ah… ah… Ahhhhhhh.” I eventually pull out my outstanding hobbit and shoot my lubricant onto her ass. Every single shot was like a…

Bazooka Shooting Inches Away !

Oh… the feeling was heaven-like madness. I quickly wipe off the lubricant with tissues and let her set down on the chair. Her face was pure red and the best part is she start the second round by grabbing my half-dead hobbit and rub on her pussy lips. Damn… she really, really God-damn bloody desire sex a lot. As she rub along her pussy lips, my half-dead hobbit suddenly arouse and come alive again.This time she kept moaning to me to penetrate her…

“Fuck Me…Please…
Dear…
Fuck Me Hard… Please !”

Since she was still hot and horny, I grab her arms, carried her and laid her on the bed. I carried her hips up and insert my outstanding hobbit into her sweet spot and penetrate her while standing. Believe it or not, her hips started to move up and down while I move in and out and her pussy juice seems to leak out like water from inside of where I penetrate her. I got to tell you, the feeling was really like heaven-like, till I couldn’t pull out my desire and eventually shot my lubricant into her juicy wet pussy. While I shot the second time, she look at her pussy and moan…

“Ya… Ya… Ya…
Shoot Inside Me…
Ya… Give Me…
Oh… Darling… Oh !”

It was crazy, I mean she was really a crazy girl. she’s really more crazy then my Ex. Totally speechless. After the second round, my outstanding hobbit totally was dead. I lay down on my bed while she hug me and still kissing me around. Damn… I just told her, I’m tired, and she lay beside me.

After some time, she got up, and change herself up, and said she will call me tonight, but tell me not to tell my sister about our relationship. After that day, we started having some relationship but secret relationship, we will always book hotel room to have sex, and in the end our relationship did not last long, as I found out she actually just wanted to have sex with me, because she is about to…

Get Married…
Can You Believe It ?

Here is the last message I got from her before the day she got married, is still in my phone memory,

I’m sorry to cheat you on your feeling, I just want to have sex with you, believe me you have given me the best sex I want, because of you, my sex life with the man I’m gonna married was really wonderful. Wish you all the best, and please do not contact me, because I want to keep this a secret for the rest of my life.

Since it is a secret, I will not reveal who she is and where she was from. Even today, only my Ex and my sister know who is she. Anyway…

It Is A Wonderful Sex Memory To Remember,
Right?

Stay Cool And Sexy,

The Bad Blogger

Also Known As “The Strange Kind Of Dude”

Dear Friend & Subscriber,

Before I start, I need you to understand two true facts about girls. The first fact is… not every girls actually can squirt their pussy juice, even if she is having a mind-blowing orgasm and the second is, most girls like to fake orgasm. The first fact has no reason to explain whatsoever because is just human nature that most girls can’t squirt even with mind-blowing orgasm. But the second fact has many reason to explain, in fact it is…

By Far Most Guys Hated About
When Having Sex -
Fake Orgasm !

And here are some reason I personally discovered through out the years:

• She don’t want to make you feel bad about having sex with her.

• She is tired and wanted to finished the sex session asap.

• She doesn’t seek for orgasm, she seek for only intimacy with you.

• She fake to maintain a good relationship with you.

Well… the above two facts about girls is not to let you feel bad about them, but to let you understand it’s just natural and not something you should be blame. Listen carefully: What I’m about to reveal now, is not really going to assure your lovely beautiful girl to squirt her pussy juice, but still is worth a try, since there is no harm about trying it out. Well, in order to make your lovely beautiful girl to have a mind-blowing orgasm first and squirt her wet pussy juice out second, you need to get her to relax first.

There are some techniques to making her feel relax in her sexuality mode. First, slowly kiss her, and slowly remove her clothing and at the same time remove yours too. Make sure you don’t let her remove all her clothing because, if she remove all her clothing, while you are still wearing it, she will feel unbalance, and she will feel as though you treat her like a hookers. The best is…

Be As Naked As She Is !

Now lay her down the bed and slowly start to kiss her neck and down to her beautiful, soft and tender breast, but do not kiss her sensitive nipples first. Start by massaging and rubbing her breast with both hands, not just the sensitive nipples but the whole of her breast while devoting the time to enjoy kissing and licking around her nipples. Take your time to let her feel the sensation and relaxation of arousing sexuality within her. By massaging and rubbing her beautiful, soft and tender breast while kissing and licking it around, is to let her feel the love that you devote so much into her breast and this will eventually start to arouse her sexuality mode.

At this moment, try to focus her reaction. If she close her eyes, it means she is starting to feel the love and sexuality within herself. When you feel her breath is getting higher or she start to have moaning sound, slowly move both your hands down while licking and kissing her chest to her tummy. Use one of your hand to slowly rub her thigh and the other rubbing her tummy. Then slowly use your hand rubbing the thigh to move towards her pussy but do not touch her pussy yet. Start to seduce her pussy by laying your hand on her pussy hair to let her feel the warmth and comfort of your hand.

At this time, her hips may start to rise a bit and eventually you will realize, your hand even though you never move, her already wet and juicy pussy is under your palm. At this very moment, she’s already in her sexuality mode which means she needs you to slide your finger into her juicy wet pussy that she wanted so badly. Now listen : What I’m about to reveal is, without doubt, a simple technique about fingering that most of the guys and even girls did not realize.

Now Is The Time
To Feel Her Juicy Wetness
In Her Pussy !

Slide your middle finger slowly into her juicy wet pussy with your finger tip pointing upwards about 45 degree and look at her reaction, if her eyes close tight and her moaning and her breath gets higher, it means she is starting to arouse her sexuality to her next level. Move in and out slowly and also dragging her juicy wetness with your finger tip pointing 45 degree upwards. With this kind of dragging of your finger in her juicy wet pussy, she will not just moan even higher, better still she might ask you to go deeper and faster as her orgasm is nearing. But before you go faster, grab her and lay her side by side close to you with one of your arms going either around her neck or grab her shoulder.

Believe It Or Not Most Girls Feel Insecure And
Are Always Shy Or Worst Afraid
When They Are Near Orgasm !

Well, this is human nature that we cannot blame them. So by putting your arm around her or grabbing on her shoulder and stay close to her, is to let her feel that she is secure and protected and also to make her feel warmth so that her blood will circulate faster towards her G-Spot. While digging deep and a bit faster, start to put two fingers in to make her moaning even higher, still dragging her juicy wetness.

At this time round, you should test her juicy wet pussy and see what kind of digging and dragging she like. For example: she might like your fingers to go round her juicy wet pussy hole or she like you to drag the wetness from below. When you test, see which fingering is best fits her sexuality mode. While you keep digging, you will feel the wetness starts to get thinner and lighter like an ice melting in your mouth. At this moment, try to dig faster, and you will see her hip lifting up higher and higher and making her couldn’t stand your powerful fingering and eventually….

She Will Squirt
Her Pussy Juice Out
With Her Mind In
Sexuality Heaven !

And now you know this powerful technique, it is worth trying whenever you have sex with your lovely beautiful girl. And I’m sure, if you could make her come to this type of mind-blowing heaven-like orgasm, again I got to say…

She Will Be Yours And Yours Alone !

May You Be The Man Who She Dream,

The Bad Blogger

Also Known As “The Strange Kind Of Dude”

P.S : Whether or not you did try it out, I just had to let you know again, not every girl can squirt their pussy juice, this fingering technique was discovered while I had sex with my lovely beautiful girl.

P.P.S : I actually told few of my friends, well… not all work out well, but most of them did make their lovely beautiful girl squirt.

Dear Friend & Subscriber,

If you are having a relationship right now or you have already got a long relationship but is getting emotionally boring, bad or even sickening down the road, then this will be the most important post you will ever read.

Here is why,

Long lasting relationship, can only describe by two emotional words, in fact no other emotional words even come close and that is…

Surprise And Exciting

Believe it or not, ‘Surprise’ is what every girls desire their love ones’ to give and ‘Exciting’ is what every guys desire their lovely beautiful girls’ to have.

In this post, I will illustrate my personal love relationship with my ex in details, in fact, I can assure, after reading this post, you will have a glimpse of ideals to surprise your lovely beautiful girl, I bet this post is not just going to blow your mind but make you…

Real Hot !

Listen: Girls love to have surprise, and they truly desire their love ones’ to give them, especially in front of their friends. So, if you always send present to your lovely beautiful girl on her birthday, or valentines day, or any other celebrating day you could possibly think of, it is not going to surprise her anymore, since she already expected something from you.

Believe it or not, she will feel emotionally boring and the worst scenario is she might just play along, as though she is happy of what present you give, in order to hold on to the relationship with you. Seriously, if this happen…

It’s Only A Matter Of Time
Before Interest Lag Between
You And Your Love One

There are many ways to surprise your lovely beautiful girl. Below, are two ways, that I personally had done, and both ways were surprising for my ex. One of the unexpected present was send to her in front of her working colleges, and guess what, some of her colleges was so envy and some was jealous about her, in fact they were thinking…

“Why Didn’t My Love One
Send An Unexpected Present To Me
… Grrrrrr…”

Before I reveal the unexpected present that I send her in front of her colleges, let me talk about the other unexpected present first.

Unexpected Presents :

I won’t forget the day when my ex and I went for a movie date, if I’m not wrong the movie was ‘Duce Bigelow.” You see, before the movie date, I wanted to give my ex a surprise, since both of us were together about a month or so, I called up one of my friend who was a sales girl selling girl’s underwear in a shop.

Since my ex favorite color was pink, I ask my friend if she sells a pink color set of underwear. Guess what my friend said…

“What The Hell, Don’t Tell Me
You Going To Wear It”

I blast out with laughter and tease her, that actually I was buying for her. At that moment my friend thought I was crazy for her, and in the end I told her that I was actually buying it for my ex. You know what, I think my friend was a bit disappointed…haha… Anyway she pick a few and I went down to her shop to choose the best out of the few she pick.

While I was choosing and picking, those sales girls was looking and laughing at me silently in one corner, but when my friend told them I was buying it for my ex… I can truly tell you what their mind is thinking…

“Why Wasn’t My Love One Buying It For Me…
Damn That Girl Was Lucky To Have Such A Lover”

And who was that lover, of course is me… you dumb head..

You know what, I bet their love one sucks at surprising them, they should read my blog! And I bet you are lucky you found my blog, are you?

Anyway, on the actual day before the movie, my ex and I went for a dinner at Jack’s place, I love western food but Jack’s Place was not my choice, but still we ate there, since it a relax and romantic place, I bet she will like it more then a fast food center.

While she finished her delicious steak… I call the waiter to bring in my unexpected present… Oh I almost forgot to tell you, I actually book a table and put the unexpected present earlier at the place.

When the waiter walks towards us and give her the unexpected present, her face was shock and surprising. Her eyes was wide and I can feel her heartbeat pumping faster and faster. She hold on to the present and take out the card which I stick onto it, she open up and read,

“Dear (My Ex Name),

I feel our love is like a magic, I always feel your love beside me where ever I go, I just want to tell you 4 words… (And there is a small paper covering up the 4 words, she pull it off and here’s the 4 words…)

You Are My Destiny!

From,

Your Love One… (Of course that’s me…you dummy)”

She look into my eyes and I look into her widely open eyes…

Believe It Or Not, This Is The Moment,
I Can Truly Tell You,
No Sane girls That Walks The Face Of The Earth
Could Possibly Hold Their Emotional Tears

And yes, my ex drop her tears… and here’s what she said to me in a soft and loving voice,

“Dear, I Love You Deeply Inside My Heart.”

That was a moment I will never, never, ever… even forget for the rest of my life, I bet she will never ever forget too. I ask her to open up and see what I have brought for her. She open up and quickly close it and whisper softly to me,

“Dear, You Are Such A Naughty Little Boy,
I Am Going To Kiss You Like Crazy Tonight.”

Okay, the part for surprise ends here… oh don’t be sad and disappointed, I know you eagerly wanted to know what happen there after, but I’m just going to continue it in part 2, since the rest of the story are describe in an ‘exciting’ mode, you will had to read part 2 to finished the story. Anyway, lets get to the second unexpected present that I give her in front of her colleges.

This unexpected present wasn’t a physical item. It is just a message that I send to my ex through the phone. Okay, I know you might be wondering how can a message be seen by others.

Believe It Or Not, There Is A Timing
To Send The Surprising Message

You had to have a bit of luck to trigger this method. I believe this method is a 90% chance of success, if your lovely beautiful girl is talking or gathering around with her friends or colleges.

I know my ex always had her lunch with some of her colleges. So I guess, I will need to do something to let all her colleges to envy and jealous about her. I crafted a long broken up message and send out one by one. And every message only had a few words in it.

Here’s the reason why I send them out one by one,

Since the phone got a tone when message is reach, most properly her colleges will be eager to know who was the prank that kept messaging my ex… oh I was the god-damn prank…haha…!

Okay, here’s the broken up message I send her,

• Dear (My Ex Name),

• I love you…

• More Then…

• Anyone You Could…

• Possibly Think Off…

• I will not love you…

• Forever…

• But…

• Love you…

• Eternally…

• As long as…

• There is a planet…

• Call ‘Earth…’

• And lastly…

• You are all my destiny…

• And my love to you is…

• Immortal…

Believe it or not here is what she reply,

“Dear, I Want To See Your Face Tonight
And Kiss You Like Never Before”

When we meet up at my home that night both of us were laughing and enjoying every moment, as she told me, what her colleges actually said when they saw the broken up message I send her. My ex say she was not just surprise of what I send, in fact she had never had someone like me send such a broken message before.

She said some of her colleges was jealous about her and some were envy about her, the best part is, she told me she was like a superstar queen in the middle of that group of fans!

Okay, as you can see, surprise really is what all girls desire their love ones’ to give, and I believe by now you should have ideals in your mind of what you are going to do next. If not, then you should go lie on the bed and cover yourself with a blanket and start preying that the tooth fairy will come down to give you an ultimate ideal to surprise your lovely beautiful girl.

Stay Cool And Sexy,

The Bad Blogger

Also Known As “A Loving Blogger”

P.S. I know you are still eager to know what happen next after I give the unexpected sexy present to my ex, so you’d better stay tune to part 2, I bet part 2 will get you god-damn horny, so you’d be prepare to get hot once part 2 is release.